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JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) -- Local teenager subjects her siblings and parents to the Baptist channel after being gifted control of the day's viewings ( Read more... )

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Unfortunatly, I've realized that half the people I know have Livejournals, and only half of those have actually given me their names.

So, anyone who considers me a friend and sees this, give me your damned name!

Thank you.

So, I recently realized that some people I know went to my middle school, that middle school being the Satanic realm known as Darnell Cookman (Let me note now, the only thing good about DC was the Four-Square and Medical Class -THAT WAS ALL ( Read more... )

And a dream job I have found. I babysit these two kids for like, three hours every Thursday, and you know what I get to do? Watch them play Zelda and IM with friends while they're doing it. And what do I get? 15 dollars!

I wonder if it's possible to be a full-time babysitter... That watches kids play Zelda.

Let's hope so.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!

New layout, this is great! It's so blue, I love it!

Thanks muchly, Sarah.

And so, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have returned to my livejournal. And what a horrible last few months it has been ( Read more... )

Yep. That is what this night has been about. Walmarts. Dogs. Signs. Livejournals.

It's like, 5:20 in the morning though, so remind me to tell you about it tomorrow.

Yes...tomorrow will be a retelling of

*drum roll*

A Tale For The Dogs!

I should stop trying to be witty. That was the worst pun ever.