Sweet Sixteen? I think not.
JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) -- Local teenager subjects her siblings and parents to the Baptist channel after being gifted control of the day's viewings.
Douglas Anderson School of the Arts student, avid movie watcher, and game-player Jeanne Buzzell, 16, gained control of the family television set, from which she slowly began a psychological breakdown of all in the house by switching the programming to the Baptist channel.
The family, after being subjected to the hour-by-hour of televangelists, crumbled under the pressure, eventually inducing a nuclear meltdown.
Buzzell, when questioned, said "I'm just controlling the TV. Bwahah."
Noted Eviltologist, Dr. Hojo, has stated that this may well be the "Most evil thing we've seen this year, if not this century, on par with time-compression or the summoning of Meteor."
Local authorities have sent in chemical and biological warfare containment teams to try and control the situation to no avail.
"It's those damn televangelists, they don't shut the hell up!" Said one member of the cleanup task force.
Numerous members of Buzzell's class have been questioned, including one mysterious figure who called himself Nightshade. He merely stated "Happy birthday, Jeanne!"
More on these mysterious happenings to come as events unfold.
-- For more information about the evils of televangelists, please change your television set to channel 13.
Douglas Anderson School of the Arts student, avid movie watcher, and game-player Jeanne Buzzell, 16, gained control of the family television set, from which she slowly began a psychological breakdown of all in the house by switching the programming to the Baptist channel.
The family, after being subjected to the hour-by-hour of televangelists, crumbled under the pressure, eventually inducing a nuclear meltdown.
Buzzell, when questioned, said "I'm just controlling the TV. Bwahah."
Noted Eviltologist, Dr. Hojo, has stated that this may well be the "Most evil thing we've seen this year, if not this century, on par with time-compression or the summoning of Meteor."
Local authorities have sent in chemical and biological warfare containment teams to try and control the situation to no avail.
"It's those damn televangelists, they don't shut the hell up!" Said one member of the cleanup task force.
Numerous members of Buzzell's class have been questioned, including one mysterious figure who called himself Nightshade. He merely stated "Happy birthday, Jeanne!"
More on these mysterious happenings to come as events unfold.
-- For more information about the evils of televangelists, please change your television set to channel 13.