There's a little lizard in the bathroom, right next to my soap and face-wash. Thank you for ruining my morning and giving me paranoia fuel the size of China for the rest of the day you little bitch. I hope you die horribly.
WTF is wrong with you? It's June 1st. That means it should cool down, not feel like someone turned the heat in the oven higher. I want my fucking cold wet monsoon now! AND I MEAN IT!
FUCK YOURSELF! UP THE ARSE, WITH A 20 INCH DILDO, NO LUBE, AND WITHOUT REMOVING THE HUGE STICK STUCK UP THERE FIRST!