Nick Sorenson was born Nikolai Kallikrevich Serensky in New York City a little over sixteen years ago. He's moved around a lot since then, mostly due to the fact that his father Carson Sorenson (Kallikrates Serensky) was something of a godfather in the Russian mob. Kallikrates was what is generally termed a sociopath, which sorted well with his ( Read more... )

I think I got Tetu pissed off at me. And then I did something to my finger when we were bleeding the brakes on Martin. Desi said it's a blood blister and it'll go away but man does it look gross ( Read more... )

I feel weird ( Read more... )

They're letting me check my email real quick, but they're also reading it. So.

Indivar, man, it's gonna be okay. It is. It's gonna be fine.

FBI guy with the combover? You need to clip your nose hairs, man. Srsly.

Here, ( this should give you guys some amusement. )

Tragedy struck the idyllic development of Willow Acres this morning when local business magnate Carson Sorensen was found dead in the living room of his Brookline Way mansion. Mr. Sorensen is a newcomer to Middle Area, but in the few short months he had been with us his contributions to area charities had earned him the respect and admiration of ( Read more... )

Carson's in Vegas. And then in LA.

I think maybe I should see a doctor at some point. Maybe. (Not like they're gonna like what they see, and they might ask questions I can't answer, but they might give me something to help.)

....hey, wait. That weird counselor chick. With the funky hair. Maybe she could fix me, like she did with the ribs.

I don't even....know what to feel, now ( Read more... )

I wonder if they're gonna commit me.

Maybe they should.

So that tall Indian or Paki or whatever the fuck he is kid who sits behind me in Keats' class and never says a goddamn thing, he randomly came over to me and I swear to God it was the first time I even thought about my name in years ( Read more... )

I fucking hate it here ( Read more... )