Eat it, Liberals

[nickthetortuga]

10 THINGS CONSERVATIVES KNOW BUT LIBERALS WON'T ADMIT

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[mr_strong_bad]

HIPPIES wear sandals, eat granola, etc., and they arent liberals or conservatives. they're just hippies. and yes terrorists are jealous, but not of our freedom. they're jealous of our money.

10 THINGS THAT ARE JUST TRUE:

1. A president should be able to go a month without saying something incredibly stupid.
2. Even if America is number 1, going around and flaunting it just makes other countries (including our allies) hate us.
3. Sometimes war is the answer, but not always.
4. We're stuck in Iraq now, so there's no leaving until will finished, for better or for worse.
5. I agree, nobody likes the French.
6. Our generation is fucked becuase we're never going to see any social security.
7. Ralph Nader will run for president until he dies, and people will hate him more and more because of it.
8. Protests are a part of what America was founded on: the right of free speech.
9. Deterination and close-mindedness are not the same thing.
10. Flip-flopping and open-mindedness are not the same thing.

[mr_strong_bad]

edit: bad wording on the last two...

9. Being close-minded does not mean you have determination, it means you're close-minded.
10. Flip-flopping means you're open-minded, it's that simple.

[nickthetortuga]

You flip-flopped on number 10. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Liberal

[mr_strong_bad]

well kinda. i MEANT what i said the second time. so i meant one thing and said another...that sounds so conservative. HAHAHAHAHA owned

[spazzymagee]

what the FUCK

[mr_strong_bad]

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