*wakes up*
*looks out window*
*sees 1-3" of very heavy, wet snow*
*sees more snow falling*
*listens to 30+ mph wind gusts*
*snorts*
*takes shower*
*answers phone*

Reaction #1: "Whaddya mean, we're closed? For THIS?"

Reaction #2: "Well hell, I'm going back to bed!!"

*goes back to bed*

It makes little to no sense (not that these things ever do, imo), but it's funny.

( LJ Haiku )

Next week is Teacher Appreciation Week, with Tuesday being National Teacher Day. It's not always on the calendar and other than a photocopied note in your mailbox from the principal, a generic email from the superintendent, and maybe a potluck lunch from the parent association, it's not like there's a lot of fanfare. But sometimes during that ( Read more... )

Damn, I knew I forgot something!

Happy Birthday to tnbella! May your day be sunny and clear, with a light breeze and two fluffy clouds in the sky. Love ya, little sis ( Read more... )

Subbing yesterday afternoon, testing a kid after school, then conferences last night meant working from 7:30am until 8pm yesterday. Half an hour for lunch, and I snuck out for half an hour for dinner (hey, none of my parents were scheduled for that time). UGH, I hate days like that ( Read more... )

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Dear Guidance Counselors ( Read more... )

Oh, hell.

I just found out that a family whose kids were here a few years ago have moved back into the district. Chances are, they're going to need to be in my class again.

Which puts my class total up to ELEVEN at the high school.

Oh. HELL.

ETA: And this wouldn't post the first time because my computer filled in February 5, 2040 as the date ( Read more... )

Things that make me happy ( Read more... )

Yesterday was made even more exciting by all of the clocks in the high school stopping at 8:43 am because the construction guys cut the main power cord. Sheesh. They still aren't fixed ( Read more... )