Kids ( Read more... )

I posted the following on my .plan, but just had to cross-post it here to save it for posterity (and because so many of you have fallen out of .plan-verse ( Read more... )

Why not take this opportunity to tell me a little something about yourself? Anything at all. A secret, maybe, or a frivolous snippet of "you" trivia. Something I'd find on a Youvial Pursuit card ( Read more... )

I am not normally the kid to do this ( Read more... )

...well, my recent purchase will certainly be doing nothing for me this weekend as I'm sick. Again. Motherfuckers.

I'm just going to blaze through this. Go through my day. Rock the gym. Damn the man. Sink my torpedos. Whatever.

I feel geeeeeerossssssssss.

I am so excited, so excited at the thought of being trained to work with my hands.

I am terrified, so terrified that I have elected a life of working with both them and my brain, and not just with my brain alone.

It feels like I'm going against the grain of what I was brought into this world equipped to do best.

I knew I saw it in you. I knew you were the MVP of my heart. I didn't know that it would be recognized by the world.

I am so happy for you. So happy for the Sox. So happy for the Nation.

Please, please have my babies, you wildly attractive man.

Have I mentioned recently that I motherfuckin' love Triscuits?

No? Okay, well, consider it said. Me and Triscuits? We're tight.

...so I'm working on my personal statement right now, and it's giving me a bit of trouble. Not lots of it, but a fair amount. I just want it to be done, and I don't want to work through the process of getting it there ( Read more... )

For those of you who ever stayed up nights, wondering what the hell is on my all-time top ten list of "parts in musicals I would have freakin' loved to play", please see below.

10. Peter Pan, Peter Pan
9. Smitty, How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
8. Millie, Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
7. Mother Superior, The Sound of Music6. ( Read more... )