obese chicks have a better shot of getting laid than me.
homeless chicks too.

chicks with herpes, chicks with an amputated limp, and chicks with a glass eye all have a better shot of get laid than me.

if one more person tells me to vote or who to vote for, i'm going to go APE SHIT.

SHUT THE FUCK UP OK

reasons the 88 year-old woman i read to on monday nights will not vote for obama:

1.) he's A FOREIGNER!!
2.) he's HALF BLACK!!
3.) he's for...he's for, um, well, i don't agree with it...what he's for...


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AND...

i still don't have any friends.

how depressing.

out of absolutely NO WHERE my brother bought me a brand new macbook, the cost of which i've estimated to be over $2,000 ( Read more... )

i
spilled
pop
on
my
keyboard
and
now
the
spacebar
doesnt
work
also
apostrophes
and
the
down
arrow
key
too

the
enterkey
worksthough

bytheway
in
ohio
theycallsoda
pop
&ilikethatbetter
so
isaypopnow.
also,
ijustgotmypowerback
afternothavingpowerforfivedays
but
nowiguessihavetobuyanewkeyboard
):

it's somewhere in my apartment. i know this because i heard it ring earlier, but i couldn't find it before it stopped. i think it's in my bedroom, which means it could be buried under the numerous piles of clothes i have in there. which means i may never find it because I'M INCREDIBLY UNPOPULAR AND DON'T GET ANY PHONE CALLS. so, i guess i don't ( Read more... )

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also, i turn 24 next week and i can't believe i'm not a famous millionaire yet.

wtf life wtf

I STILL HAVE ONE WEEK.

brb out getting rich and famous