LOL MASTURBATION

[nicccc]

So I'm at this coffeeshop using their free internetz and this guy next to me is totes wanking to some book whilst drinking his coffee. It's not even hidden under the table, lolol.

Anyone else witness public masturbation? This is the second time I've seen it here. I think that's why I keep coming back, free internetz aside.

Comments

[peglegfinger]

damn dude, shouldn't have left so early!

[nicccc]

Seriously! I thought of you as it was happening.

[chocolate_frapp]

I was in a bookstore once and it wasn't a porn bookstore either, and some guy was masturbating and I didn't notice him at first because I was VERY absorbed in the John Lennon book I was reading and also because he was very badly hung (the guy wanking, not John Lennon!!) and he spooged on the floor and I looked at him really bug eyed and he left without saying anything.

[nicccc]

HOLY SHIT.

For all the public wanking I've seen, I've never seen anyone finish. DAMN.

Where is this seedy bookstore (omg punz)?

[chocolate_frapp]

it doesn't exist anymore. It used to be in Berkeley.

[nicccc]

CDC shut it down, didn't it?

[hugelaurie]

LOL I READ THE OTHER POST FIRST. IT MAKES MORE SENSE NOW. LOL I REALLY SHOULD TRY READING MY FLIST CHRONOLOGICALLY SOMETIME.

[nicccc]

THE OTHER ONE WAS DEFS MORE EXCITING. I MEAN, I COULDN'T EVEN BE ARSED TO ENSURE SPELLING WAS REMOTELY CORRECT IN IT.