I've been seeing a lot of this going around so I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon:

Your result for The Golden Compass Daemon Test...
Jokester Soul


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GIN! GIN!!

APPARENTLY, SNAPE STOLE REGULUS BLACK'S DIARY AND IS PASSING IT OFF AS HIS OWN.

PROOF IN THE PUDDING:

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“Are you going to have your wicked way with me?” he grinned, pulling her torso closer to his own, her breasts swinging tantalizingly close to his face, teasing him ( Read more... )

Oh, hey, guess what, my lickle chicken dumplings. This marks my

900th POST!I noticed this was coming a while ago, and I was planning on doing something epic for it, like a voice post, or a nostalgia post (which is what I'll probably do for my 1000th entry), but the best laid plans, right? Because, while the dream I had last night wasn't very ( Read more... )

Y HALO THAR. MAYHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THIS LICKLE COMMUNITY: CAPSLOCK_CONOR?

YOU WOULD DO IT IF YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU.*

*THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOOD FOR YOU:
-CAPSLOCK
-COCK
-CONOR OBERST
-COMMUNITIES THAT CELEBRATE ALL 3.

I AM A HEALTH PROFESSIONAL. YOU SHOULD TAKE MY ADVICE.

ronaldberry posted this pic:


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So I'm at this coffeeshop using their free internetz and this guy next to me is totes wanking to some book whilst drinking his coffee. It's not even hidden under the table, lolol.

Anyone else witness public masturbation? This is the second time I've seen it here. I think that's why I keep coming back, free internetz aside.

I think I'm going to go down to the Loop and see if Tim Kasher & Co. are faffing about.

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