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[vikingvampire]

Want to be a blood donor?

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[highcommanding]

My blood would be of no use to you.

[vikingvampire]

Then you're of no use to me.

[highcommanding]

[ smiles calmly. ] I doubt that. My blood may not be compatible with your physiology, but there is much I can provide you with, if you can locate for me a way to contact my ship.

[vikingvampire]

What would I get in return for helping you?

[mercwithmouth]

...is it gonna get sexy?

[vikingvampire]

It might.

[mercwithmouth]

Cause I don't swing that way. You can check my profile, I've got verses. This isn't gay!verse.

...or IS it?

DUN DUN DUN.

[vikingvampire]

[Raises an eyebrow.] Not as far as I know.

[nomorevengeance]

Oh, right, sleep with a guy once under an extreme case of zombie and he assumes he can just drink your blood whenever he wants. Well, mister, you've got another think coming. I like my blood in my body, thank you very much.

[vikingvampire]

Have it your way, but I promise you would enjoy it.

[nomorevengeance]

I'm not going to say it wasn't highly pleasurable the first time. I did climax quite hard. You certainly know how to service a lady. But as much as I enjoyed it, it was just one night of sweaty copulation, and there's no need to make a thing of it.

Of course, I'd understand if I'm difficult to get off your mind. I know I'm fairly skilled in the art of fornication. It's natural to have lingering thoughts and want another go.

[vikingvampire]

You were decent enough, I will give you that.

/couldn't resist this wtfery

[absorbancy]

Excuse me?

lol, awesome

[vikingvampire]

Well, you're not Sookie.

[absorbancy]

... No, I'm not, and I have no idea who that is.

[vikingvampire]

Someone who looks surprisingly similar to you.

Who are you?