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[vikingvampire]

Want to be a blood donor?

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[nomorevengeance]

Oh, right, sleep with a guy once under an extreme case of zombie and he assumes he can just drink your blood whenever he wants. Well, mister, you've got another think coming. I like my blood in my body, thank you very much.

[vikingvampire]

Have it your way, but I promise you would enjoy it.

[nomorevengeance]

I'm not going to say it wasn't highly pleasurable the first time. I did climax quite hard. You certainly know how to service a lady. But as much as I enjoyed it, it was just one night of sweaty copulation, and there's no need to make a thing of it.

Of course, I'd understand if I'm difficult to get off your mind. I know I'm fairly skilled in the art of fornication. It's natural to have lingering thoughts and want another go.

[vikingvampire]

You were decent enough, I will give you that.

[nomorevengeance]

...you're understating for humorous effect, right?

[vikingvampire]

Don't get me wrong, you were superb. But I've had better in my time. [Wow, Eric, way to sugarcoat it.]

[nomorevengeance]

[She stares at him for a moment, looking hurt. Then slaps him with the force of a woman used to condemning men to horrible deaths for spurning women and stalks away.]