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[malefacts]

Huh. This's all manner of confusing.

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[notquo]

I didn't think you owned another pair of pants.

[malefacts]

Shénme? [Reflexively looks down at his pants.] Are you...? I'm not sure what business that is of yours, friend.

[shénme= Sorry, what?]

[notquo]

Nemesis. We are nemesises. Nemesi...? You're my nemesis.

[malefacts]

I'm thinking you've got me confused with another man, son. Not saying I didn't maybe do you wrong somewhere along the line. Times are hard. I've taken some jobs I ain't proud of, but your face...it doesn't ring a bell.

[breakmychest]

...thought Buffy cut you in half.

[Shifts into gameface.]

[malefacts]

O, zhè zhēn shì gè kuàilè de jìnzhăn...I gorram hate reavers.

[Pulls his sidearm and starts shooting while running the other way as fast as his legs can carry him.]

This is not my best day ever.

["Oh, this is a happy development."]

[breakmychest]

...is he shooting at us? Who shoots vampires?

[That's a new one. Oh well, Spike ignores the bullets and starts after him.]

Have some phone tags~

[pleasances]

It is a lovely place... It reminds me of Sihnon.

[ Be confused all you want Mal, she's smiling at the place in awe. ]

<333 YAY!!!

[malefacts]

[Mal gives an unmanly start at seeing Inara.]

Don't do that. That silent sneaky thing you do. It's not...I coulda shot you.

[Then he remembers he's supposed to be angry with her.]

Of course it reminds you of Sihnon. City of light, you said.

[A beat.]

Aren't you supposed to be packing?

[Yes, there's the issue of them being taken from the ship, but Mal's still sore, dŏng ma?]

<3 loling at the stuff above btw

[pleasances]

[ She purses her lips to suppress her amusement at how startled he is. But then he's bringing up unpleasant things she thought could wait. Typical, Mal. ]

Clearly I'm going to have some difficulty trying to pack while I'm at this resort facility. You were suppose to be dropping me off so I could catch another transport to a decent planet.

It's hi-larious is it not?

[malefacts]

Well, I'm sure you, at least, are gonna be right at home here. Lap of luxury and all.

[He gestures at all the frippery with a dismissive wave of his hand.].

Me? I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that I've been taken from my gorram ship with none the wiser. Were we drugged? I'm not recalling anything.

And yet here we are, on solid earth. Grounded.

Can't say I'm too pleased with this change in circumstance.

[adpartesdolent]

...Captain.

[malefacts]

[Mal turns to spy the doctor.] They brought you here too? Where's your sister?

[anevillaugh]

You could say that again.

[malefacts]

You know, I'm thinking once is enough. Zoe anywhere close?

[anevillaugh]

Wish I knew. Last time I saw her, we were both on Serenity. And I could be wrong, but this definitely doesn't look like Serenity to me.

[malefacts]

Those are some keen-eyed senses there, Wash.

But that's not news I'm liking to hear, about Zoe. If we're stuck topside, I'd prefer the whole crew was grounded together.

Not that your wife can't handle herself none without the menfolk around. Just saying.