[This is a new development. Why aren't they following him? Since when did Reavers fear being outside?
He starts to let out a relieved laugh, but then he hears his character being maligned.]
Now hold on a second. I do not kill girls. The only people I've ever killed is them that deserved it. On account of them wanting me dead or threatening my crew.
Also, you're Reavers, coming from you, that's a whole barrel of irony just waiting to be had.
I have no notion of what the two of you are speaking about. I'm talking about my ship. Serenity. Firefly class. She ain't much but she's home, and them that fly with her are my crew. They're under my protection. You got a beef with any one of them you got a beef with me.
I ain't no priest neither, me and god parted ways a long time ago.
Why are we even talking about this? You're both pretty conversational for crazed Reavers, men gone mad on the edge of space.
You still planning on raping me to death, eating my flesh and sewing my skin into your coats any time soon or is that negotiable now? 'Cause I'm mighty fond of life and wouldn't mind keeping mine if it's all the same to you.
[Something's off, here. This man doesn't even really smell like Caleb, but if he is back, the First could be playing some sort of trick, doing something to disguise his smell. Vampire noses are good, but not infallible. His words, though, don't make any sense.]
What you don't get is that we're the good guys. We're just going to kill you, not... any of that other stuff. And we don't eat flesh, just blood.
Plus, I like my coat far too much to sew your skin into it. It'd ruin it.
And what are you on about space for? None of us have ever been.
[Shifts into gameface.]
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[Pulls his sidearm and starts shooting while running the other way as fast as his legs can carry him.]
This is not my best day ever.
["Oh, this is a happy development."]
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[That's a new one. Oh well, Spike ignores the bullets and starts after him.]
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[Since we can't have Mal dead on the first day he arrives, let's assume he's stumbling off the porch into the blessed sunlight.
He's out of bullets. He looks at his gun. Should he throw it at them?]
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Come back and fight, you coward! Don't think for a second we'll let you hurt any more girls!
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He starts to let out a relieved laugh, but then he hears his character being maligned.]
Now hold on a second. I do not kill girls. The only people I've ever killed is them that deserved it. On account of them wanting me dead or threatening my crew.
Also, you're Reavers, coming from you, that's a whole barrel of irony just waiting to be had.
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Your crew. The First, the ultimate evil, is a crew?
[He glances over at Angel.]
Yeah, it's his whole thing. Misogynist priest type deal. He also put Xander's eye out.
[But he's still a bad guy, Angel, don't thank him. Also, Spike's going to assume Reavers is another word for vampires.]
We've got souls, you stupid git. Or weren't you paying attention?
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I ain't no priest neither, me and god parted ways a long time ago.
Why are we even talking about this? You're both pretty conversational for crazed Reavers, men gone mad on the edge of space.
You still planning on raping me to death, eating my flesh and sewing my skin into your coats any time soon or is that negotiable now? 'Cause I'm mighty fond of life and wouldn't mind keeping mine if it's all the same to you.
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[Something's off, here. This man doesn't even really smell like Caleb, but if he is back, the First could be playing some sort of trick, doing something to disguise his smell. Vampire noses are good, but not infallible. His words, though, don't make any sense.]
What you don't get is that we're the good guys. We're just going to kill you, not... any of that other stuff. And we don't eat flesh, just blood.
Plus, I like my coat far too much to sew your skin into it. It'd ruin it.
And what are you on about space for? None of us have ever been.
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