The Best Customer Complaint Letter Ever

[nex0s]

With photos.

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Comments

[sparkymonster]

I almost peed myself laughing.

ROFLMAO

[midnightstation]

Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff.

*dies*

-S

[plymouth]

Am I defective in that I don't find that funny? I can summarize the entire thing as "I don't like Indian food". Which, ya know, is a valid lifestyle choice :)

[kuangning]

Even if you shrugged at the Indian food, the "crime scene cookie" (A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING) was hilarious. ;) I don't see what he has against Indian food myself, but the cookie ... *dies.*

[hrafn]

"Crime scene cookie."

*dies*

[cupide430]

I laughed so hard there were tears streaming down my face. Amazing.