Wizard's First Rule: People Are Stupid

[newtypeshadow]

I didn't realize Halle Berry and her prettyboy model boyfriend (Gabriel Aubry) had split up. Upon finding out, however, I allowed myself two minutes to spazz to hg_retrograde about the ridiculousness of people who screw up relationships with Halle Berry. (The woman is friggin gorgeous! I don't care how pretty her baby-daddy is, because no amount of pretty

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[kerobaros]

I'm not a huge fan of Angelina Jolie, but I'd totally watch that. (Make that happen, kthx.)

[newtypeshadow]

I'll get right on that.

...Do you think Brad Pitt will cockblock? *hopes not*

[kerobaros]

If Brad Pittis the dude I know he is, he'll probably just get involved. (I mean, that's what us Missouri boys do, right? ;D)