newmar

ME!

newmar Nov 17, 2011 10:20

Today it's all about ME, because today its my BIRTHDAY. Someone asked my amanuensis yesterday if today was the day she found me or the day I was made...sheesh, really? Everybody knows wizards aren't born, wizards just ::COME INTO EXISTENCE ( Read more... )

i am more awesome every day, i am awesome, my birthday is awesome

Busy.

newmar Apr 28, 2010 09:52

I'm sure you must all think that I live a luxurious life: minions scurrying around at my beck and call, delicious foods at any time of the day or night, the mysteries of time and space completely at my command ( Read more... )

i am awesome, shhh peasants i'm working, i am busy

Fizzy.

newmar Mar 27, 2010 10:10

So I was talking with my publicist about how to become more famous (of course I have a publicist. Bears always have a publicist. You don't think everyone liked Winnie-the-Pooh just because he was English, do you?) and he showed me the latest thing they're going to market on my behalf.

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i am more awesome every day, drink up peasants!, please remember to recycle though

Sheesh.

newmar Feb 28, 2010 22:15

Yet another struggle! This time, the Biographer is claiming to be sick. I mean, yeah, she's coughing a lot (and it's really irritating btw), and she talks funny now (she sounds like a gangster hahaha) but her fingers do not seem disabled, in any wayHmph. Some amanuensis she is ( Read more... )

peasants are jealous of fine hosiery, look at my sock!, i am awesomely cute

Late.

newmar Jan 21, 2010 11:58

I've been waiting and waiting for my Biographer to make a new post for me, but she never does! She apologizes and then says she's been too busy looking at the "job boards". I don't know why she thinks lumber is more important than me (I can see I need to give her a good talking to), but I'm tired of waiting so I took the computer away from her and ( Read more... )

pictures of me, come and gawk in wonder peasants, i do things

Maybe.

newmar Jan 01, 2010 12:01

In 2010, ( Read more... )

Naturally.

newmar Sep 09, 2009 12:22

I was watching all those ladies on the tv, the ones that walk up and down a long table and apparently are all married to the guy that comes out at the end, cause they glom on him and kiss him and hug him. I don't know. Humans are weird ( Read more... )

maybe i ought to get a tuxedo, applaud peasants applaud!, i was made for fashion week

Ahem.

newmar Aug 19, 2009 12:06

I will now educate you all on the classifications of the world's most perfect food: PIZZA.

(Seriously, it is. Did you know that according to numerology, pizza is a 33? Which is a Master Number? As in, also the number of Jesus, and other Big Name Religion Types? I rest my case.)

Pizza comes in three types, no matter what the accessories.

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pizza, peasants there will be a test, trust me i am an expert

Btw.

newmar Jul 24, 2009 22:15

I moved ( Read more... )

damn i'm cute, out of my way peasants!, suitcases are not fun

Yep.

newmar Jul 11, 2009 14:49

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be afraid be very afraid, run peasants run!, cyborgs rule