I'm feeling lethargic ( Read more... )

I gave my LJ a face lift. You might not be able to tell, though. It's subtle.

I added 3 links to the side bar.

Maybe I'll actually start posting in this thing again. I don't have anything interesting to write about, though. And no one likes an emo LJ poster that writes pages on what cereal they had for breakfast today.

The fact that I'm writing in this LJ should be an indication of how fucking stressed out I am ( Read more... )

I think I've managed 2 LJ posts in the last calendar year. I generally don't have much to write about aside from work, and most of the time I simply don't feel like reliving every single experience on a daily basis ( Read more... )

Every muscle in my body hurts.

The muscles I didn't even know I had hurt.

I am in pain. Such agonizing pain. Several milligrams of drugs have not helped this problem.

You know I must be in pain, because I am ACTUALLY WRITING IN MY LJ.

I have never worked as hard as I have in the last 2 days.

I have no energy to type more.

Time for my once-in-a-blue-moon update while I sit at work ( Read more... )

The RNC announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from the elephant to a condom. The committee's chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stances today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protect a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security ( Read more... )

I'm on my permanent schedule rotation now: Two days on, two off, three on, two off, two on, three off, and repeat. In other words, I get every other weekend off. But since I never work more than three days in a row, it's not a bad deal. And I'm on nights this month, which I think I actually prefer. Most of the "good shit" comes in on night ( Read more... )

So I did the birthday lunch thing with my grandmother. She gave me cash, which is always the best present ( Read more... )

Ha! I made it under the 2 month line for an update ( Read more... )