Fic: 'The Mighty Fighting Platypuses'

[never_walk]

Yay for hockey season starting again! I went to the first home game on Saturday and got inspired. Sadly, I almost slashed my fave players, but instead, decided to throw the bandom boys on the ice

Comments

[rock_my_town]

YES! This is completely made of awesome. I could read fics like this forever. Best line ever ever:

“How do your feet not freeze in flip-flops? I’ve got three layers of socks on and my feet are still cold!”

“I’m part polar bear,” Jon answered.

OH JON WALKER. YOU ARE A POLAR BEAR HONEY.

[never_walk]

*beams* Thank you!

OH JON WALKER. YOU ARE A POLAR BEAR HONEY.

Yes, we have discovered his dirty little secret! And how crazy is it that him being part polar bear does nothing to detract from his awesomeness?

[vampyre_hunter]

Oh this is brilliant. Seriously. The Butcher never stops talking about Sisky!
Pete and Patrick! Just, wow. ♥

[never_walk]

Thank you! Seriously, there is not enough Butcher/Sisky love in the world. *hearts them*

And I'm glad you liked the Pete/Patrick parts. I honestly could not have imagined this AU without them, but especially without Patrick being the mascot. =D

[sleeperxhit]

Okay, on two separate occasions I was so caught off guard that instead of laughing, I merely wheezed all my breath out, all at once, and turned pink trying to inhale again. These two moments were as follows:

Hey Ref, why don’t you come up here and suck my dick? At least that way you’ll be fucking useful!
and
a headless platypus is awkwardly running - it’s really more of a fast waddle, but whatever - across the ice to tackle the guy who checked Pete.

I mean, really, headless platypus?! I'm still laughing. No, seriously.

You are a genius, this was hilarious.

Love.

[never_walk]

I actually hate admitting when my fics make me laugh because I always feel so dirty, but I have to say that you picked out my two fave sections! =D

Anyway, I'm really glad you got a kick out of the fic, and thank you for commenting! *g*

[doll_revolution]

zack is not made of win OMG YOU ARE!!!

so very very YAY

[never_walk]

Aww! *blushes* Thank you!

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! =D

[das_kabinett]

!!!

!!!

OMG. I CANNOT EVEN.

Not only is this a Hockey AU (YES. YES. MY FAVORITE SPORT, YES. I AM SADLY BEREFT OF FELLOW FANS, HAVING MOVED TO TEXAS), but it is an awesome and hilarious hockey AU.

Gabe wants to be a platypus! The Butcher is Hasek (by which I mean Weirdly Flexible)! PETE LIKES PATRICK TO WEAR HIS MASCOT COSTUME!!!!

I love this so much, up to the end with Patrick's anger management issues. Seriously, I love this. I'm going to go read it again.

OH, PS:

IN MY PERSONAL CANNON NOW, GERARD WAY IS ONE OF THOSE HOCKEY FANS. HE's FROM JERSEY. I BUY IT.

[never_walk]

Dude! I know! Hockey fans are an endangered species in Texas (I'm a Texan, and most people think I'm loony for loving hockey). They just don't understand. *shakes head*

But I'm so glad that you loved this AU! While I was at the hockey game, the idea hit me and before the second period was over, I was desperately looking for paper and a pen to start writing. I just wish the bunny could have attacked after the game so I wouldn't have been distracted during the third period. *dramatic sigh*

Anyway, thank you so much for your comment! You've brought joy to a fellow hockey fan. =D