This has been floating about the internets, and it baffles me and gives me immense glee.

I'm sorry, this one is just too cute:


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I tasked my students with designing their own plants, and they were allowed to name them.

One group chose, "Efilroflatem."

I thought it was nonsense, then I read it backwards.

And laughed.

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Just as John Cusack movies can give one unrealistic expectations for romance, so does listening to a lot of R&B give you unreasonable expectations about sex.

Just sayin.

(Of course, does someone who thinks, "Ooooh, the first episode of "The Dead Zone!"" and settles in on the futon really need to have many expectations about sex?)

If any of my friends who live locally want any boiled crawfish, please let me know. The student teachers had a crawfish boil thing here tonight, and there are a lot left. The smell kind of makes me want to yak (I'm having Stomach Issues lately), so I'm not likely to eat them.

Dear America,
Please continue to allow your children access to video cameras and the internet.
It pleases me.
Love,
Sara

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I'm officially hired. I'm employed by the Manor New Tech High School, opening Fall 2007.

I'm starting as a Biology teacher (certified Bio, Chem, Physics, Geology), but he's already talking about getting me certified for math, Latin, and speech/debate for future elective teaching. Oh, my kingdom to teach high school Latin in a project-based

I always thought that I would find love with someone like me. A male or female who would enrich my life and become a companion. There were times when I feared I'd never find this love. But I did. I found it today, at Target. The Bissel Cleanview II Bagless Upright Vacuum Cleaner turned out to be everything I was looking for. This dusty old ( Read more... )