I got free shoes, I got free shoes, I free shoes hey hey hey hey! (Think 'Little Rascals')
Someone found them under a table in a back room at work and no one knew whose they were and they fit me perfectly so I am now the proud owner of a pair of black pointy toed stilettos.  Can I get a "HELL YEAH!" ?

HA!  I has internets!
New job, new boyfriend, new house, yep, life if pretty good.

I am 22 today.  May this year be better than the last.
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Not that I think it's physically possible for it to be worse.

I was pretty proud of this silly little piece and it's being featured in a newsletter so I thought I'd post it.

The Cat and the Gnome

Once I had a cat

She sat and sat and sat

She waited for the gnome

Who visited her home

She didn’t like this guy

So catch him she would try

So one day my little dear

Instilled in him the fear

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In case any of you hadn't noticed, my journal is now friends only.  If for whatever reason you read my journal before, can't now, but would like to continue doing so, comment with your name and how I know you and I'll friend you.  Unfortunately people I don't know are no longer allowed to read this shit (I didn't really think any of them would want ( Read more... )

Almost makes me wanna go back to church...almost.

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I cannot stop watching this little clip. I've watched it maybe 30 times and laugh hysterically each time, it never gets old!
http://gorillamask.net/catfight.shtml

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