I Like Puppies

[netgeek]

No, really you guys. Seriously. Puppies are fluffy and small and cute, and they sometimes lick my nose

Comments

Gross, not funny

[anonymous]

You've really crossed a line here, Burns. You think all of life is fun and games and you never have to take anything seriously. Well, that's just not the way things are.
Joking about killing and eating little puppies...disguusting. You're a pathetic excuse for a human.

Dick.

Three things I don't say

[anonymous]

You're right. I really do not know what I was thinking when I wrote that. Sorry, everyone.
-Mike

Woman.

[fallburn]

You might as well grow boobs.