I Like Puppies
No, really you guys. Seriously. Puppies are fluffy and small and cute, and they sometimes lick my nose.
Right before I kill them and feast on the meaty goodness that is hot puppy in my mouth. Yummy!
I was thinking right before I eviscerated Rover the other day that it might be cool to raise him and give him a loving home where he can frolic beside me as I ride my bike on the busy streets of Boston. But then I realized I was hungry, so I broke his neck instead. Yay!
Right before I kill them and feast on the meaty goodness that is hot puppy in my mouth. Yummy!
I was thinking right before I eviscerated Rover the other day that it might be cool to raise him and give him a loving home where he can frolic beside me as I ride my bike on the busy streets of Boston. But then I realized I was hungry, so I broke his neck instead. Yay!