In other news, I am dying of laughter over your story about your dad and music. I made a faux pas the other day: the fam and cousins went out to eat. We're debating the dessert menu. I INNOCENTLY state that the coconut bowl will have whipped cream on it, having forgotten the p0rny convo me and cuz had had the night before where whipped cream was used as a euphemism. Cuz remembers and almost ruptures a spleen laughing. Other cousins twig to why she's laughing and start calling me dirty. Parents work out where this conversation began. I splutter… to no avail.
JENSEN TOUCHES ME ALL THE TIME WHEN I SLEEP. HE IS ABUSING ME. AND I LIKES IT.
Seriously, I have so many dreams about them, especially naked Jensen, that I think subconciously we are dating and he's taking full advantage of me and I bet he wakes up confused and sore but deep down secretly loving it. LOL. My fangirl tin hat moment, Let me bask in it for one more second...agrhhhh there it is... I am free now.
LOL you and your porny coconut WHIPPED CREAM convo.
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In other news, I am dying of laughter over your story about your dad and music. I made a faux pas the other day: the fam and cousins went out to eat. We're debating the dessert menu. I INNOCENTLY state that the coconut bowl will have whipped cream on it, having forgotten the p0rny convo me and cuz had had the night before where whipped cream was used as a euphemism. Cuz remembers and almost ruptures a spleen laughing. Other cousins twig to why she's laughing and start calling me dirty. Parents work out where this conversation began. I splutter… to no avail.
I WAS FRAMED!!!
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Seriously, I have so many dreams about them, especially naked Jensen, that I think subconciously we are dating and he's taking full advantage of me and I bet he wakes up confused and sore but deep down secretly loving it. LOL. My fangirl tin hat moment, Let me bask in it for one more second...agrhhhh there it is... I am free now.
LOL you and your porny coconut WHIPPED CREAM convo.
FRAMED BY AN EVOL GENIUS.
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