The Conventions of Coupling (Parody)

[nerafic]

Title: The Conventions of Coupling
Author: cantineraRating: R for adult-ish themes being mocked. Possibly disturbing to many

Comments

[cantinera]

POST DURN U!

Anyway, YAY! I made you laugh. My job is done.

[danamulder]

High-larious!

This part had me laughing out loud...

Bicker!" Hermione shouted.

"HOLLA!" Ron shouted back.

"Grr."

"Rowr."

"EEE!"

"BLAH!"

"YOU SUCK!"

"So do you!" Ron yelled.

Wonderful, funny stuff. You screwed with pretty much every pairing on the planet and then some. Thank you, Mandy Sue! HOLLA! LMAO

[cantinera]

And I saved the day! Thanks, dude! *giggles* Glad you enjoyed it since I was being mockity mock mock.

[mlleperian]

Ahahahaha *snort* I love it!

[nerafic]

Thank you! :)

[abby_i]

Wooo! Equal op mockage! Excellent.

[cantinera]

Of course! I mock anything. I'm rude like that. ;)

[masterofmystery]

I think I love you too, Mandy Sue. ;)

“Yes! We will make my family look small, and have fluffy babies. They will look like us, too! Bushy red hair, buck teeth, skinny and lanky, with lots of freckles. Maybe they will inherit my temper and your bossy streak, too.”
That's the creepiest ass combo's I've ever heard, but it's still funny as hell, god I've read that in WAY too many R/H fics. Their kids sound almost scary like that, dude. Such a shame your Ron sounded like PoAMovie!Ron, that almost broke my heart, it did, though in your story at least he had more lines, alas...

[cantinera]

Heh, thanks! Ron is a parody version of Ron (so does the movie parody Ron? something to chew on, that!), so I was just playing with him. I do love him more than that. ;)

And yes, so many fics use those plots. Fight and then they have babies. I, fortunately, have not read many stories with babies in them. It does sound scary.

But yes, thank you!