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neocatholic3000

How to squeeze a watermelon out of a lemon

Nov 22, 2006 00:39

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QOTD archineas November 22 2006, 14:31:57 UTC

that final line rules...

-j

Re: QOTD neocatholic3000 November 23 2006, 01:48:13 UTC

All hail the echinoderm :)

if a penguin is a bird that wants to be a fish, an echinoderm wants to be a bird.

sharonbay November 22 2006, 16:43:13 UTC

Our class only has five couples but we are very mixed. Most are blue collar and have never seen or heard most of the terms and stuff.

One father who works at the prison was running a little late and came in full uniform. I think he remembered to remove his gun in the car, but that was it. They are the youngest ones, maybe 18 or 19. We also have a farmer.

I think this is why no questions are being asked other then Andy and I. The rest are all still in a classroom setting, and haven't gotten to this class is for us.

Poor Tony. You kinda knew what you were signing up for, he and Andy didn't have a clue. I think they need to do a side class for dads entitled "What not to say to set off you pregnant hormonal wife." I would pay for that one.

I ask my nurses at the next class about the massage thing and see if I get a different answer. One is a Nurse-midwife, the other is an RN, so I might get a different perspective for you.

Let me know how you enjoy lying on the floor breathing. My favorite part was getting up. :-)

neocatholic3000 November 23 2006, 01:50:00 UTC

oh getting up from the floor is already a fun excercise in futility.

I use the lessons bestowed on my arthritic Nana and Mom - roll over to your knees, pray to Jesus, and lever yourself up.

sharonbay November 23 2006, 04:25:24 UTC

I just found out today I have gestational diabetes. Well, I was high on today's tests. I have to go back next week for a four hour test. Yeah.

neocatholic3000 November 23 2006, 05:08:10 UTC

Oh, ick, darling! I'm sorry!!

Remember that there's a huge number of people who are false positive for the first screening test (did yours taste like orange bug juice from summer camp?). It's totally not definite. Out of curiousity, did your sister get GD?

Hopefully you can just mind the diet for a bit (yay, roughage) and keep it from being full-blown.

I'm still waiting on my test results. Don't know if I have to wait til next month's appt. to get the news. I'm assuming no news is good news.