Fic: Vintage Porn

[nemesishamartia]

Title: Vintage Porn
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/OFC (brief!)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A very brief bit of het.
Summary: House finds out about Wilson's college days.
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the

Comments

[hibernia1]

Oh, this is priceless and the clinic patients made me laugh out loud. Loved House being nervous when starting the movie. Imagine Wilson being in a porn movie... wow. Best lines: So I asked him why they didn’t purchase, say, a dildo. He said that he would feel like a total pervert going into a sex shop.”
“Whereas going into the clinic with a screwdriver up his ass doesn’t make him feel at all like a pervert.”

[nemesishamartia]

The clinic patients are always so fun to write. I have so much fun thinking up wacky clinic patients or wacky things to do with the clinic patients.

The whole, Wilson-being-in-a-porno came about when I was watching porn and thinking... "How odd would it be if I knew someone who was in a porno?" And then... FIC.

Thanks!!
Nems

[navras_rheya]

Looooooved this. A lot. Off to read all your other House/Wilson fic.

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks!

Looking forward to those comments ;D

Nems

[dreamsofspike]

love this...love the amusing patients...and something about straight-laced wilson in a porno as a younger guy...mmmm....hoooot....just great job with this, hon :)

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks! The amusing patients are always fun to write and think up, and Wilson in a porno.... YUM.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked :D
Nems

[the_summoning_d]

Mmm, tasty. And extremely funny. A winning combination.

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked.
Nems

[chocolate_frapp]

yow!

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks!
Nems