Fic: Vintage Porn

[nemesishamartia]

Title: Vintage Porn
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/OFC (brief!)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A very brief bit of het.
Summary: House finds out about Wilson's college days.
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere near there. Not even in the

Comments

[shambolicasfuck]

holy shit, that was hot!
and funny.
great job :)

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked. It was a ton of fun to write.
Nems

[nemesishamartia]

:D Thanks! Glad you liked. (hope it was tender enough, though ;D)
Nems

[nemesishamartia]

:D Am glad, since I almost never write sex 'tender'.

[eitherwayokay]

that was... incredibly hot. Especially the “If I hadn’t been doing it for a bet, I would’ve acted in gay porn.”
I totally played truth or dare in my youth, but my friends seemed to be a bit more äääh, decent. Anyway, Wilson-porn, definitely not a thing to miss.

[nemesishamartia]

I played truth or dare when I was younger. Much, much younger. As in, less than 12.

[ladymurha]

The clinic patients made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my chair. The Wilson-in-porn-should-I-abort-operation-masturbation-wait-I-love-him-fuck-that was hilarious as hell, for some reason. I just found it so believable that this could happen. And the real-getting-to-it sex... hoo-hah, hot is not a word to describe. Awesomeness.

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks! I love writing the clinic patients. It's so much fun.

The whole porn thing came way out of left field, but I liked the idea and I'm glad others do, too. Even with that brief bit of het.

Nems

[hiddendrawer]

BEST PLOT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

(and beautifully written, too!)

[nemesishamartia]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked :D Makes me feel all warm inside.

Nems