Seriously, James is perfect, its insane... I have tried to find a fault... I really have... he doesnt have one... its crazy ( Read more... )

Insomnia... the college student's savior when cramming for that final, the artist's sadistic muse, the new mother's hope... the very bane of my existence ( Read more... )

We now have an interesting new area of the site... Its FAN SUBMISSIONS! Its simple to do... Grab a marker, write Close to the Chest across your chest, snap a photo, and then email it to either myself or James. And we'll gladly add it to the page.

Guys as well are gals are encouraged to do this... Why? Because its FUNNY!

Ok... So I decided I needed to write a rambling, slightly incoherent auto-biography... Why you ask... well I'm very narcissistic... and I want to... so shut up and enjoy the ride ( Read more... )

This is a quote from the lovely Miss Kellie's blog over at myspace, and it requires reposting...

The 80/20 RuleWhen you are in a relationship, you basically get 80% of what you need and want, well in most cases. And often times, you'll have someone come across that looks good and makes you second guess what you have. This person is known as the ( Read more... )

I just would like it known... that I have the Best Most Loving Caring and Sweetest Boyfriend Ever... and hes mine... ALL MINE... ^-^

Hes too perfect for words... And I love him to bits...

That is all... And now back to your regularly scheduled web surfing...

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.> The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart ( Read more... )

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YAY my first comic is up!

Look at it man!

http://close-to-the-chest.com/