My apologies, people. I wrote Twilight fic. And even worse, I wrote Jacob/Bella and Bella/A Bunch of Other People fic that's likely to offend half of the fandom. Huh. Good thing I've never cared about that stuff, right? XD Anyway, I wrote this all in one sitting, and I swear, I'd never written something this long in this short a time. o_O But I ( Read more... )

Guys. I know you're all sick of me spamming the hell out of your flists by now but there's only this one (and, er, the fic... *shifty eyes*) and I'm done, promise. *whistles innocently*

( Spoilers for Eclipse )

Okay, I admit it, I squeed. A lot. *cough*

Aaaaaand we're back at it! And only at page 8 or Eclipse!

( Ah, I'd missed mocking so much *contented sigh* )

Well, I finished New Moon yesterday night. I did have a few laughs at the ending, but for the most part, I'm torn between liking the tone of the book and hating it from the awful characters. So.

( Spoilers for New Moon )

OMG FINALLY, SOMETHING TO MOCK!

I thought the sappiness had ended for all and with it the hilarity of the series. But nope, they're back at it, yayz, more laughs for me!

(I still want to hit Bella though. So much.)

( No, wait, I do have something to say, before I finish this )

OH GOD, LET ME KILL BELLA NOW, PLEASE

( spoilers for New Moon )

Huh. Well what do you know, New Moon is actually getting quite interesting. Odd, that. o_O

(Jacob has a lot to do with it, though. Lots and lots to do with it.)

Well, I've started reading New Moon (I'm about 100 pages in it) and while still hilarious in its corniness, I really, really want to hit Bella right now. I guess you must all know what part I'm in. *cringe*

( I just finished Twilight, lol )