i just found the most fabulous sentence!!

[nehelia]

here it is:

Get me the cell phone that can store my entire music collection but will play only the song I'm in the mood to hear right at that moment even though I might not have any idea what the hell that song is, but then will switch to another tune in the middle of the song when I realize my mood isn't what I thought it was because I'm an

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[defenestr8]

that article actually made me laugh...but you should understand the circumstances.

1)it's 7 a.m.
2)i just woke up after 5 hours of sleep.
3)to go to work for 9 hours.

that being said, it's STILL one of the funniest AND well thought out things i've readf in quite some time. reminds me of slam-style poetry. i'm gonna have to repost that link later, thank you.

Indeed.

[akisada]

Rawr.

Re: Indeed.

[nehelia]

HI!!

[malandha]

fur rissel, i've found these things but like sand paintings, the random jukebox, the gurucumdealer, the goddess/muse, etc.
but what i really want to find is a phone the dials directly to my H.G.A. and works as medium, equiped' w/an electric shocker to comfortably guide me with intimate knowledge!!!