i just found the most fabulous sentence!!
here it is:
Get me the cell phone that can store my entire music collection but will play only the song I'm in the mood to hear right at that moment even though I might not have any idea what the hell that song is, but then will switch to another tune in the middle of the song when I realize my mood isn't what I thought it was because I'm an American, goddammit, and hard-core random-access schizophrenia isn't just a personal choice, it's a way of life. (emphasis added)
and another one! (or two)
I need a phone that effortlessly and with excellent footnoting capability disproves the existence of an angry bitter homophobic money-cravin' war-lovin' born-again conservative Christian God. I need a cell that knows that spirituality and sex are inextricably linked and fused and gorgeously inseparable. I need a phone that knows full well how this nation has been blinded and bitch slapped by this sneering hate-filled war-mongering administration and is mad as hell and isn't gonna take it anymore.
here's the article
MARK MORFORD RULES!!
Get me the cell phone that can store my entire music collection but will play only the song I'm in the mood to hear right at that moment even though I might not have any idea what the hell that song is, but then will switch to another tune in the middle of the song when I realize my mood isn't what I thought it was because I'm an American, goddammit, and hard-core random-access schizophrenia isn't just a personal choice, it's a way of life. (emphasis added)
and another one! (or two)
I need a phone that effortlessly and with excellent footnoting capability disproves the existence of an angry bitter homophobic money-cravin' war-lovin' born-again conservative Christian God. I need a cell that knows that spirituality and sex are inextricably linked and fused and gorgeously inseparable. I need a phone that knows full well how this nation has been blinded and bitch slapped by this sneering hate-filled war-mongering administration and is mad as hell and isn't gonna take it anymore.
here's the article
MARK MORFORD RULES!!