SGA Crack!Fic: Kirkendorf's Tribe (2/2)

[negolith2]

Title: Kirkendorf's Tribe
Author: Negolith2
Category: gen
Rating: R, for raunchy humor
Length: ~11,000 Total
Warnings: Two words, people: penis sheath

Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John realized he really needed to start paying more attention in pre-mission briefings. Headhunters, bonding rituals,

Comments

[wraithfodder]

BwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahX100!!!:D

[negolith2]

=^.^=

When everybetty was reading it last night, one of her comments was, "You had me at pickles."

Have yae figured out yet I'm incredibly warped?

[wraithfodder]

It was soooo funny!

[negolith2]

Thankee!

I'm still trying to decide which part/line is my personal favorite. I'm kind of sliding towards seeing the rival headsman, and knowing he's a bad guy because of the black feather in his sheath.

And honestly - I have no idea where I come up with some of this shit. My mother assures me she never dropped me on my head or anything, though my brother was always fond of telling me I was never born. I was found under a lilac bush - I'm a dog turd with plastic surgery.

Hmm. Wonder if he dropped me on my head a few times....

Awesome!

[greycat2007]

Absolutely perfect! I haven't laughed so much at a fic in a long time. Thank you :)

Re: Awesome!

[negolith2]

(tips cowboy hat with fake arrow through it)

Happy to oblige!

Besides, there something inherently funny about the term "penis sheath"....

[negolith2]

See filmed, help with the costuming........

Yeah.

Happy to supply a laugh and daydream material. =^.^=

And lurve the icon.

[dragojustine]

*dies*

Your internal John voice is gorgeous.

[negolith2]

T'anks!!

I can even hear that slightly nasally tone as I write. I could especially hear it clearly in the very opening scene. =^.^=

[hawtboyluvin]

Poor Rodney hiding behind the wall with John and the PENIS SHEATH of Doom! ( Rodney was laughing in the face of danger and it was PRICELESS I laughed when John got stabbed in the chin with the PSoD)

[negolith2]

PSoD! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I LOVE it!

I can see the expression on Rodney's face change so clearly from "where all going to die" to "I've heard of getting bent before, but that's hilarious" then succumbing to uncontrollable laughter.

At least he didn't poke an eye out. Or, heaven forbid, shove it up his nose. =^.^=