SGA Crack!Fic: Kirkendorf's Tribe (2/2)
Title: Kirkendorf's Tribe
Author: Negolith2
Category: gen
Rating: R, for raunchy humor
Length: ~11,000 Total
Warnings: Two words, people: penis sheath
Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John realized he really needed to start paying more attention in pre-mission briefings. Headhunters, bonding rituals, ( Read more... )
Author: Negolith2
Category: gen
Rating: R, for raunchy humor
Length: ~11,000 Total
Warnings: Two words, people: penis sheath
Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John realized he really needed to start paying more attention in pre-mission briefings. Headhunters, bonding rituals, ( Read more... )
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When everybetty was reading it last night, one of her comments was, "You had me at pickles."
Have yae figured out yet I'm incredibly warped?
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I'm still trying to decide which part/line is my personal favorite. I'm kind of sliding towards seeing the rival headsman, and knowing he's a bad guy because of the black feather in his sheath.
And honestly - I have no idea where I come up with some of this shit. My mother assures me she never dropped me on my head or anything, though my brother was always fond of telling me I was never born. I was found under a lilac bush - I'm a dog turd with plastic surgery.
Hmm. Wonder if he dropped me on my head a few times....
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I grew up a 40 minute drive from the Canadian border, and we got two Canadian tv channels.
I *might* be able to blame Canadian commercials, too. "Ma-ma-ma-moo cows, ma-ma-ma-make milk. It's the only drink that we adoooore."
=^.^=
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