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To: Parker
From: Xander
Date: Wednesday, October 17th
>Half relieved not to be there, half very very very ... concerned for you. And Bridge. And the others. Gah.
On the other hand, you're missing possessed board-games with funny monkeys. And, okay, man-eating spiders, but what's a little man-eating between friends, right ( Read more... )
From: Xander
Date: Wednesday, October 17th
>Half relieved not to be there, half very very very ... concerned for you. And Bridge. And the others. Gah.
On the other hand, you're missing possessed board-games with funny monkeys. And, okay, man-eating spiders, but what's a little man-eating between friends, right ( Read more... )
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FROM: Parker
DATE: Thursday, October 18 6:15GMT
Catching up before I go to class, conjugating in Chinese. Unfortunately, no Chinese conjugation. That would be much more fun.
On the other hand, you're missing possessed board-games with funny monkeys.
Oh, sure, because that's not bad for the wardrobe. Pfttt.
And, okay, man-eating spiders, but what's a little man-eating between friends, right?
...!
Go ahead. Take it. That was me handing you the straight-line on a plate.
You're so polite, Xander, the way you hand over those straight lines without me even having to ask. Willow trained you well.
(...and as long as the friends have the same taste in men, then let there be dining in company!)
How about underemployed? I'd settle for that. Keep the Slayer, lose the vampires. She could save the world from dust bunnies, mimes, and bad cheese.
Hunh. You know, she'd never suffer from lack of targets that way. The mime population can always use a little thinning.
Oh, or we could just hire her out to protect all the other ( ... )
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FROM: Xander
DATE: Monday, October 22
>True. The evil undead don't want to know about your classes or plans for the future or expect you to eat all the steak they order for you. We are so lucky to be past that.
WTF MY MOTHER WAS HERE. PTSD NOW. PLZ TO SEND PEPPER VODKA ASAP.
>Okay, now you have to explain that. What is up with the limberger obsession?
It was brie. Evil brie.
~Xander
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FROM: Parker
DATE: MONDAY, OCTOBER 22
>WTF MY MOTHER WAS HERE. PTSD NOW. PLZ TO SEND PEPPER VODKA ASAP.
Oh, crap. How the hell did that happen?! And sent! I swear! ... your dad wasn't there too, was he?
That is so much worse than evil cheese.
Parker
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FROM: Xander
DATE: Monday, October 22
No dad, thank God. And my best guess is the announcement about Parents Weekend from my senior year finally caught up with them? And she was pissed at him for something, so she took it as an excuse to ditch him for the weekend.
~Xander
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