Re: Parker's Email in RussiamparkerceoOctober 12 2007, 04:38:21 UTC
TO: Zero, Anders, Isabel, Ronan, Jack wherever he is, Xander, Bridge, Angela, Angel, Logan, River FROM: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com) SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Parker turned up the music, and smirked as Allison began banging on the wall to the main suite living room. Nourhane shot her door a disgusted look. "She really needs to 'chill out,' yes?"
"Ohhh, yes."
Hey guys. Almost through my first week here, and so far it may not have been cake, but-- two hours of Chinese a day, four hours of econ/stats/management with in-depth discussions every other day-- I'm enjoying it way too much. With certain exceptions.
THUD. THUD. THUD.
Stella came out of her room to glare at the wall, then Parker's stereo, set to only 7. "I like K.T. Tunstall. I'll give you a hundred pounds to smother her in her sleep?"
Parker gave her a pitying look. "You are such an English major. The going rate is a thousand guineas."
THUD.
"Although for her, I may make an exception."
Two of my suite-mates are cool-- Stella Dorsey, English major, and Nourhane
( ... )
Re: Parker's Email in RussiamparkerceoOctober 12 2007, 20:31:52 UTC
TO: River FROM: Parker SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
Three pints of lager, and some really good onion rings. Then I had to listen to some guy's role-playing theory until I screamed. But the onion rings were worth it, as was the look on his face when I shrieked.
And yeah, Allison is special. As she'll tell you, if you give her half a chance. I don't intend to.
Re: Parker's Email in Russiamoonbrain_tamOctober 13 2007, 09:14:33 UTC
TO: Parker FROM: River SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
>Three pints of lager, and some really good onion rings. >Then I had to listen to some guy's role-playing theory >until I screamed. But the onion rings were worth it, >as was the look on his face when I shrieked.
Onion rings are good? Will remember that for my Friday specials at the hotel.
>And yeah, Allison is special. As she'll tell you, >if you give her half a chance. I don't intend to.
I can outspecial her, as can you. And in a better way.
>How go things with the maybe-person?
I sent a question in the shape of a drawing. Still uncertain.
Re: Parker's Email in RussianeedsaparrotOctober 15 2007, 13:29:38 UTC
To: Parker From: Xander
Dear Titania: Depends what kind of tribute you demanded, and who from. And if he was hot.
Stats and Chinese yay! Yes, that was me channeling Willow for you. Though you could e-mail mine and then I wouldn't have to channel her because she could say crazy things like "Stats and Chinese yay!" all by herself.
So you don't say I didn't tell you, there's a new immigration wave on the island that's kind of familiar in the not taking up any of the available oxygen way. We're dealing, and trying to keep it quiet-ish for now so we don't get the gung-ho types who couldn't find their ass with both hands, a flashlight and a mirror going after the types that don't show up in said mirror and would be happy to hand them said asses on a plate.
Re: Parker's Email in RussiamparkerceoOctober 15 2007, 14:24:49 UTC
TO: Xander FROM: Parker
Lukas Gold, law student, yes, and dinner at the yacht club. To be continued to another date this week. Heh. The others just had to buy me beer and then go away.
es, that was me channeling Willow for you. Though you could e-mail mine and then I wouldn't have to channel her because she could say crazy things like "Stats and Chinese yay!" all by herself. Reminds me that I need to e-mail her and tell her about Oxford, she was demanding to know if our version of the Bodleian was as cool as hers (which, yes, but I will never be as into it as Willow is, srsly), as well as if we still had to wear robes to dinner (answer: only to the formal ones about three times a week, but the food is worth it
( ... )
Re: Parker's Email in RussiaizzyalienqueenOctober 16 2007, 02:59:59 UTC
TO: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com) FROM: Isabel (isabel.evans@fandom.net) SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey!
Sorry I haven't gotten back to you earlier. Life's been one big whirl of applications and essays. Although I have had time to have fun. But more on that later.
Two of my suite-mates are cool-- Stella Dorsey, English major, and Nourhane Khalid, engineering. Nourhane's from Tunisia, fairly relaxed but still Muslim, and enduring Ramadan this week.
*waves to the roomies*
And then there's Allison.
Poli Sci major. And she makes me look relaxed.
That's seriously scary babe!
Apparently, I am 'taking the position that could have gone to someone more deserving' by being here.
I believe the appropriate words are "Bite me bitch..."
And, apparently, I'm interning there over my Christmas break. Thank you so much, Daddy. I have mixed feelings about it-- I have no idea how much time off I'll have-- but it will get me better acquainted with some Centre people I need to meet. So, I'll deal.No visits? *frowns at your dad* Still,
( ... )
Re: Parker's Email in RussiamparkerceoOctober 18 2007, 03:58:38 UTC
TO: Isabel (isabel.evans@fandom.net) FROM: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com) SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey! So? Developments? With Mr. White-lighter?
*waves to the roomies*
Stella is waving back, and trying to make a quesadilla on our hot-plate. She's never cooked before, should be interesting. Can you believe they don't allow microwaves? This place is so retro it's historic. I love it sometimes, but not when I'm missing Zero's fridge and Bridge's Synthetron.
RE: Allison the Axe-Grinder I believe the appropriate words are "Bite me bitch..."Gah. She's got Little-Fish-Big-Pond syndrome. She used to be Someone in some little village (Chattering? Puddling? Do I care?) in West Whateverthehell, and Oxford is freaking her out. I would be sympathetic, but there are 200 other private school kids who are managing the same syndrome and doing it a helluva lot better
( ... )
Re: Parker's Email in RussiaizzyalienqueenOctober 19 2007, 00:23:27 UTC
TO: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com) FROM: Isabel (isabel.evans@fandom.net) SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey! So? Developments? With Mr. White-lighter?
Maybe?
Stella is waving back, and trying to make a quesadilla on our hot-plate. She's never cooked before, should be interesting. Can you believe they don't allow microwaves? This place is so retro it's historic. I love it sometimes, but not when I'm missing Zero's fridge and Bridge's Synthetron.
It's easy enough to do if you use a pre-made tortilla. As for being retro? The school has been there for how many centuries?
Gah. She's got Little-Fish-Big-Pond syndrome. She used to be Someone in some little village (Chattering? Puddling? Do I care?) in West Whateverthehell, and Oxford is freaking her out. I would be sympathetic, but there are 200 other private school kids who are managing the same syndrome and doing it a helluva lot better.
You're so sympathetic. Cut her a break. Maybe deep down inside, she's nice and sweet.
Enough of her. She's hanging out with the first floor
( ... )
Re: Parker's Email in RussiamparkerceoOctober 18 2007, 04:14:58 UTC
TO: skank.hopelesssavage@usc.edu FROM: versaceforever@gmail.com SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
Yaaaaaay for e-mail, we so need to IM, you realize this. I've got a long study session coming up Sunday night, if you're around to distract me from it.
There may be people who don't know who Janine is. I actually feel shame, Parker, well done.
*bows and brings the world news of Janine by virtue of emailing you, without even trying* Go, me! *waves at GothGirl* She and Keanu are still a thing? Wow. If they don't break up over Halloween, it may be Twu Wuv. Tell her I said 'hey' and thanks again, and I found her Nine Inch Nails shirt in my stuff. Sending it back, should get there next week.
Nourhane says hi. You'd like her. She's currently playing a two-hour game of Don't Step On the Floor while she talks on the phone with her BFF in Tunisia. It's annoying the hell out of Allison, which just makes it that much more awesome.
>(attached please find an mp3 of "Cuddlebug" by Little Davey and the Sterlings, to use for torment as you see fit :D
( ... )
FROM: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com)
SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Parker turned up the music, and smirked as Allison began banging on the wall to the main suite living room. Nourhane shot her door a disgusted look. "She really needs to 'chill out,' yes?"
"Ohhh, yes."
Hey guys. Almost through my first week here, and so far it may not have been cake, but-- two hours of Chinese a day, four hours of econ/stats/management with in-depth discussions every other day-- I'm enjoying it way too much. With certain exceptions.
THUD. THUD. THUD.
Stella came out of her room to glare at the wall, then Parker's stereo, set to only 7. "I like K.T. Tunstall. I'll give you a hundred pounds to smother her in her sleep?"
Parker gave her a pitying look. "You are such an English major. The going rate is a thousand guineas."
THUD.
"Although for her, I may make an exception."
Two of my suite-mates are cool-- Stella Dorsey, English major, and Nourhane ( ... )
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FROM: River
SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
I hope the tribute was to your taste. I know I won't have to tell you not to surrender an inch to the too serious flatmate.
/River
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FROM: Parker
SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
Three pints of lager, and some really good onion rings. Then I had to listen to some guy's role-playing theory until I screamed. But the onion rings were worth it, as was the look on his face when I shrieked.
And yeah, Allison is special. As she'll tell you, if you give her half a chance. I don't intend to.
How go things with the maybe-person?
Parker
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FROM: River
SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
>Three pints of lager, and some really good onion rings.
>Then I had to listen to some guy's role-playing theory
>until I screamed. But the onion rings were worth it,
>as was the look on his face when I shrieked.
Onion rings are good? Will remember that for my Friday specials at the hotel.
>And yeah, Allison is special. As she'll tell you,
>if you give her half a chance. I don't intend to.
I can outspecial her, as can you. And in a better way.
>How go things with the maybe-person?
I sent a question in the shape of a drawing. Still uncertain.
/River
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From: Xander
Dear Titania: Depends what kind of tribute you demanded, and who from. And if he was hot.
Stats and Chinese yay! Yes, that was me channeling Willow for you. Though you could e-mail mine and then I wouldn't have to channel her because she could say crazy things like "Stats and Chinese yay!" all by herself.
So you don't say I didn't tell you, there's a new immigration wave on the island that's kind of familiar in the not taking up any of the available oxygen way. We're dealing, and trying to keep it quiet-ish for now so we don't get the gung-ho types who couldn't find their ass with both hands, a flashlight and a mirror going after the types that don't show up in said mirror and would be happy to hand them said asses on a plate.
~Xander
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FROM: Parker
Lukas Gold, law student, yes, and dinner at the yacht club. To be continued to another date this week. Heh. The others just had to buy me beer and then go away.
es, that was me channeling Willow for you. Though you could e-mail mine and then I wouldn't have to channel her because she could say crazy things like "Stats and Chinese yay!" all by herself.
Reminds me that I need to e-mail her and tell her about Oxford, she was demanding to know if our version of the Bodleian was as cool as hers (which, yes, but I will never be as into it as Willow is, srsly), as well as if we still had to wear robes to dinner (answer: only to the formal ones about three times a week, but the food is worth it ( ... )
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FROM: Isabel (isabel.evans@fandom.net)
SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey!
Sorry I haven't gotten back to you earlier. Life's been one big whirl of applications and essays. Although I have had time to have fun. But more on that later.
Two of my suite-mates are cool-- Stella Dorsey, English major, and Nourhane Khalid, engineering. Nourhane's from Tunisia, fairly relaxed but still Muslim, and enduring Ramadan this week.
*waves to the roomies*
And then there's Allison.
Poli Sci major. And she makes me look relaxed.
That's seriously scary babe!
Apparently, I am 'taking the position that could have gone to someone more deserving' by being here.
I believe the appropriate words are "Bite me bitch..."
And, apparently, I'm interning there over my Christmas break. Thank you so much, Daddy. I have mixed feelings about it-- I have no idea how much time off I'll have-- but it will get me better acquainted with some Centre people I need to meet. So, I'll deal.No visits? *frowns at your dad* Still, ( ... )
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FROM: Parker (versaceforever@gmail.com)
SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey! So? Developments? With Mr. White-lighter?
*waves to the roomies*
Stella is waving back, and trying to make a quesadilla on our hot-plate. She's never cooked before, should be interesting. Can you believe they don't allow microwaves? This place is so retro it's historic. I love it sometimes, but not when I'm missing Zero's fridge and Bridge's Synthetron.
RE: Allison the Axe-Grinder
I believe the appropriate words are "Bite me bitch..."Gah. She's got Little-Fish-Big-Pond syndrome. She used to be Someone in some little village (Chattering? Puddling? Do I care?) in West Whateverthehell, and Oxford is freaking her out. I would be sympathetic, but there are 200 other private school kids who are managing the same syndrome and doing it a helluva lot better ( ... )
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FROM: Isabel (isabel.evans@fandom.net)
SUBJECT: Oxford Bluuuues
Hey! So? Developments? With Mr. White-lighter?
Maybe?
Stella is waving back, and trying to make a quesadilla on our hot-plate. She's never cooked before, should be interesting. Can you believe they don't allow microwaves? This place is so retro it's historic. I love it sometimes, but not when I'm missing Zero's fridge and Bridge's Synthetron.
It's easy enough to do if you use a pre-made tortilla. As for being retro? The school has been there for how many centuries?
Gah. She's got Little-Fish-Big-Pond syndrome. She used to be Someone in some little village (Chattering? Puddling? Do I care?) in West Whateverthehell, and Oxford is freaking her out. I would be sympathetic, but there are 200 other private school kids who are managing the same syndrome and doing it a helluva lot better.
You're so sympathetic. Cut her a break. Maybe deep down inside, she's nice and sweet.
Enough of her. She's hanging out with the first floor ( ... )
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FROM: versaceforever@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Re: Oxford Bluuuues
Yaaaaaay for e-mail, we so need to IM, you realize this. I've got a long study session coming up Sunday night, if you're around to distract me from it.
There may be people who don't know who Janine is. I actually feel shame, Parker, well done.
*bows and brings the world news of Janine by virtue of emailing you, without even trying* Go, me! *waves at GothGirl* She and Keanu are still a thing? Wow. If they don't break up over Halloween, it may be Twu Wuv. Tell her I said 'hey' and thanks again, and I found her Nine Inch Nails shirt in my stuff. Sending it back, should get there next week.
Nourhane says hi. You'd like her. She's currently playing a two-hour game of Don't Step On the Floor while she talks on the phone with her BFF in Tunisia. It's annoying the hell out of Allison, which just makes it that much more awesome.
>(attached please find an mp3 of "Cuddlebug" by Little Davey and the Sterlings, to use for torment as you see fit :D ( ... )
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