It's strangely compelling...

[need_some_rope]

Oi, Murphy! I think I want ta start a home workout routine... thing...

Comments

[4_thee_my_lord]

Where the fuck did yeh find that shite??

[need_some_rope]

Aye! I am asking! But yer still not givin', are yeh?

[dukefuckinwayne]

Fuck you! You leave my fuckin' credit card alone, Connor!

[need_some_rope]

I'm gonna pay yeh back!

[dukefuckinwayne]

You know, you could just tug on your own cock and probably get the same workout...

[need_some_rope]

... If I stretched my own cock like that I'd be a fucken cripple!

[dukefuckinwayne]

You wouldn't have to jerk it that far! But it'd save fucking money if you didn't blow it on that gay shit!

[need_some_rope]

It's not gay shit! It's fer tonin' yer muscles!

[dukefuckinwayne]

It's pink and you shove it between your legs! Okay, maybe it's not gay, but you might as well be jerking off.

[need_some_rope]

... Well... its not gonna be against yer interests ta build yer muscles up in yer arm, is it?

[4_thee_my_lord]

C'mon, Roc'. It looks fun.

[dukefuckinwayne]

Just use your own cock, Murphy!

[4_thee_my_lord]

Yeh want me ta pull it out at the bar?

[dukefuckinwayne]

No! Why would you be using that thing at the bar anyway, Murph'?

[4_thee_my_lord]

'Cause it looks like fun! C'mon, we could even beat the ruskies with it if they dare come back!

[dukefuckinwayne]

I think you're just wanting an excuse to almost jerk off in public, man.