It's strangely compelling...

[need_some_rope]

Oi, Murphy! I think I want ta start a home workout routine... thing...

Comments

[4_thee_my_lord]

Where the fuck did yeh find that shite??

[4_thee_my_lord]

But yeh've got plenty of practice tuggin' it!

[need_some_rope]

I jus' said, I've not got it yet...

[4_thee_my_lord]

Yer right. I forgot that the Lord didn't bless yeh that same way he did with me.

[need_some_rope]

Fer fuck's sake Murph! Why does everything come back ta our cocks with yeh???

[4_thee_my_lord]

'Cause yer green with envy, that's why.

[need_some_rope]

Nice try, but I'm not, so yer argument is invalid.

[4_thee_my_lord]

Yer so green yeh even look like a true leprechaun. And that give us, real Irish lads, a bad name.

[need_some_rope]

Shut the fuck up, or I'll slap yeh with my Tugtoner when I get it.

[4_thee_my_lord]

I can slap yeh like a real man right away.

[need_some_rope]

Oh aye! Fucken come on then!

[4_thee_my_lord]

I would-- But I promised Ma I'm not gonna kick yer arse anymore.

[need_some_rope]

Chicken. BWARK! Buk-buk-BWARK!

[4_thee_my_lord]

Fine! But yeh don't fucken' tell on me the next time I give yeh a fucken' black eye!

[need_some_rope]

When's that gonna be? When I'm sixty an' yeh accidentally clip me with yer walking stick?

[4_thee_my_lord]

Yer askin' fer it now! I'm warnin' yeh, Connor!