This is the crit post for Cass, player of:

Kay gouge_em_out
Graverobber necromerchant
Edmund Pevensie justredemption

Anon is ON.

IP logging is OFF.

Reached into the pocket I thought was where I kept my money. It turned out to be where I kept the used needles. MLIA.

Checkers is an awful game.

Support your local grave-robber, continue to solve problems with violence.

Wow, a maze. I give a damn about solving this.

Dear City, I sleep in a dumpster back home, I don't care if I'm stuck between a few walls.

You okay, Shilo?

Alright, so Shilo was the lucky recipient of my autograph a few days ago, but I am happy to tell you that I still have the pen.

So, anyone wanting an autograph can come and get one. For free. Unless I don't like you. My generosity knows some bounds.

You know what? I knew plants were bad news. Have none of you seen Day of the Triffids? Those things are just waiting for their chance. Luckily, they seemed to be afraid of shovels.

Now, I'm not greedy. I don't need a lot. But dirt? Dirt's mine. I don't care of those leafy bastards need it for 'nutrients' or whatever. But, they seem to have calmed ( Read more... )

Last time this happened I had a bunch of fans.

Bring it on.

Of course I have no weaknesses, maybe you all need to toughen up?

If you're hurting that bad I can make it better for a little price.

Anyone interested in Zydrate, let's talk. I need some money.

I don't get what you guys are going on about. It doesn't smell bad at all.

The gas is a bit irritating though. Ugh, I guess I'll have to take a bath.

Hilarious.

[ooc; Safari Day. He's a vulture.]