I realize I'm a little over two years late on this http://starnik.livejournal.com/133087.html but better late than on fire. Actually, I like fire, so maybe... better late than made of chocolate.

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This is something I thought up while flying to visit my mom and youngest sister in Alaska. This was a few years ago and I always meant to share it, but didn't for some reason.

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Aw man, Toonami's over. That's one less thing to keep me from destroying the earth. Not that I'd watched anything but Samurai Jack since the stopped One Piece and filler started on Naruto. But still, there was always the hope things would get better. That the good old days would return. I guess this is really the final nail in the coffin. I'd like ( Read more... )

Starting next wednesday I'll probably be even to contact than usual. I've decided to take a two week trip to Alaska to see my mother and youngest sister. It's something that's been in the back of mind for a long time. I think I was just waiting for last-minute panic to finally make up my mind. Now my money is running low enough that if I don't go ( Read more... )

1 parts genius

3 parts violence

2 parts ????

2 Eggs

Irradiate until sentient

Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees

SUCESS!!!!

Serve with two scoops of DOOM

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I've added a new item to my list of life goals ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's the joke from Frosty the Snowman. What'cha gonna do about it? I had a nice christmas, hope everyone else did too. I think the best part was watching a nine year old kid try and open a present I'd wrapped in three kinds of duct tape. Heh heh heh... :)

He has learned: Fix the drainage pump for the washing machine his dad broke by getting a piece of broken coffee beaker jammed in it.Well, that's one more on my list of major household appliances I've repaired. I could have done with without the wallowing in mouse-turd juice(don't ask), but I guess that's why the Great Cosmic Pink Bunny invented ( Read more... )

I don't know what's wrong, I just really don't feel like I should talk to anybody. Sorry.