Star Trek 11 fic

[neaislove]

Title; The Bad Touch
Prompt: Based on this relevant "The Big Bang Theory" quote, "How come no one ever told Kirk, 'Hey, get that thing out of my nose!'?"
So 5 times alien biology got the best of Jim in bed and the one time...it didn't?
Pairing: Kirk/various, Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13 only guys, sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek

The Bad Touch
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Comments

[neaislove]

Whoops, my bad. I don't usually beta my work. I probably should though...

[anonymiss731]

*dies laughing* I can't believe that....*still laughing hysterically*

OH Jim Poor Jim. Ha ha ha. You unlucky bastard. Ha ha ha. Ok, so this is the first time I've seen Spock with any bits more foreign then green in color. The lols were worth the mental damage. And the thigh needle fingers thing...also freaking hysterical.

[neaislove]

One must be careful where they stick their appendages.