Title; The Bad Touch
Prompt: Based on this relevant "The Big Bang Theory" quote, "How come no one ever told Kirk, 'Hey, get that thing out of my nose!'?"
So 5 times alien biology got the best of Jim in bed and the one time...it didn't?
Pairing: Kirk/various, Kirk/Spock
Rating: PG-13 only guys, sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek

The Bad Touch
5. In ( Read more... )

In response to a kinkmeme, 5 times Kirk had a one night stand go wrong.
Fic untitled, end pairing is Kirk/Spock

5. The first guy I ever slept with was almost the last. I'd always been interested in sex with aliens so I figured I've cross that 'final frontier' and have sex with a guy for the sake of equality. He was some kid that had been homeschooled ( Read more... )

In response to a kinkmeme: 5 times McCoy had a hypo for that and the one time he had to make due.

Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing: Spock/McCoy and gen

5. Only Jim would walk around all high and mighty, not a care in the world, without knowing what the hell he's allergic to. He's allergic to so many damn things he should have an allergy alert chip ( Read more... )

In response to a kinkmeme, 5 times Spock was at a disadvantage because he was Vulcan, and the 1 time he had the advantage because he was the Enterprises' Vulcan.

Title: About Vulcan Weaknesses...

Pairing: Implied Kirk/Spock

5. Delta Vega was cold. It was like an entire planet made for the production of icecream or something. Complete with icecream ( Read more... )