AKA: Michael Bay's wild man/bot-orgy! You'll see soldiers and robots going at it like never before! Explosive climaxes that will get your pistons pumping for sure!
Ahem.
So, instead of going to see the fireworks on the National Mall this Fourth of July, I decided to see Michael Bay's (equally patriotic) fireworks on the big screen.
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First impression comments behind the cut for spoilers... )
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SERIOUSLY WTF HE MADE UP ABOUT 2% OF THAT MOVIE'S UNGODLY RUNNING TIME
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And yeah, poor Bumblebee! He totally got fucked over with the screentime! And he's the best autobot evar! I mean, aside from Optimus Prime, but I wasn't really feeling Optimus in this one.
Also, for even worse movie-going experiences that I will actually try and avoid, have you see the previews for 2012? Good GOD, that makes Transformers II look like a freakin' masterpiece of cinema! ::vomits::
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