I'm Starting To Think Aniki is Not an Appropiate Nickname"

[letthemhavepie]

Time:Time-neutral
Question For: Denmark 
Question:
So I was researching your relationship with, "Norge's little brother," and I discovered these little interesting tid bits:

Comments

[obnoxiousdane]

...What? I thought I did pretty good.

He turned out fine, right?

[letthemhavepie]

If you consider him being bankrupt fine...then yes, he's a prefectly normal fine nation
Denmark I think maybe you should get some parenting lessons. I mean you still have Greenland and Faroe and I think it will benifit them and you to have these skills,and maybe Norway would even like to help you.

[mystisk_norge]

He's hopeless. Don't bother trying to teach him.

Though out of curiosity, I realize Danmark likes to think of himself as a big brother despite obviously not being one but how do you figure he's Island's uncle...?

[letthemhavepie]

I don't want to say Hopeless exactly but he definatly needs some tips. You seemed to treat Iceland a lot better when he was under your rule. Maybe you can teach him a few tricks.
Ohh I may have been wrong but I thought he called himself the, "uncle," when Iceland confessed told you that he was your brother...I'm sorry.
But aren't all the Scandinavians + Iceland are brothers because your languages are kinda of the same??? Except for Finland...I guess he gets in your family by marriage

[mystisk_norge]

Island was better when he was with me...of course. Unfortunately Danmark is dense and I doubt he'll listen.

He did not. It's not a problem I just wondered about your reasoning.
The languages are similar, yes, so I suppose we are something like brothers...We can all generally understand each other at least.

[letthemhavepie]

But you seem like the only person that can get to him without starting a war...Think about Faroe and Greenland. Don't you feel any sympathy for them after all you once were their, "father/older brother/ruler"?

I feel stupid now....

Is the Nordic council sort of like your family reunion?!