Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two Next, you must disintegrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a diplomat. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate united nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Together...Dad and I would be unstoppable...and I'd take my damn wizard robes back..
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must release your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a diplomat. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate united nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Together...Dad and I would be unstoppable...and I'd take my damn wizard robes back..
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must release your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet ( ... )
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
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