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Jun 08, 2009 00:27

Time: Present
Question For: All Nations
Question: So tell me, my friends, ...what is your Evil Plan™?

*present, *all nations

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peter_kirkland June 8 2009, 11:59:55 UTC


Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

*is seriously resisting the urge to laugh maniacally here*

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