In the year I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

Get your resolution here

hahahahehehehmmmmmmmmm........

i think i may go find my love in the storm of prehofstra madness..[fuck]

i need to get out of this house. one more day of cereal and hbo movies ( Read more... )

ya so i havent wrote in hear in a while been very busy..ballet has been ( Read more... )

julesbaby90: an·o·rex·ic-1.Suffering from or afflicted with anorexia nervosa ( Read more... )

chilliNhOtTnEsS: duuude
chilliNhOtTnEsS: this BITCH
julesbaby90: who?
chilliNhOtTnEsS: was staring down my friend eric and i when we were going to walmart
chilliNhOtTnEsS: lookin all like
chilliNhOtTnEsS: a rat in need of cheese
chilliNhOtTnEsS: ugly bitcha bitch
chilliNhOtTnEsS: and dude
chilliNhOtTnEsS: so i stared her down
chilliNhOtTnEsS ( Read more... )

yo listen up kids salad fingers is the shit!! i fucking luv him.. but seriously these videos have corrupted me soo much hahah newho if u havent seen them fucking watch bitchs!!!!!!

Salad Fingers-part 1

"the feeling of rust against my salad fingersis almost orgasmic!!"

wow..has my life been crazy this week.... so on tuesday i got in a big fight with mi madre and it was jus crazy so we both decided not to talk to eachother the whole car ride till we hit a deer goin 70 and totaled the front of our car! holy shit!!!! so then my mom left the car in neutral... so when she got out to see how our car was the car started ( Read more... )

ITS MY MUTHAFUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and as i sadly swam away ( Read more... )

once upon a time a skillet came to me in a dream and i decided to eat him alive so he mad me fried chiken and i ate the whole with hot sauce and a rusty spoon.

id liked to thank luke pascone for this touching story about our relationship and doctors appointments