It's been a little while since I've posted, this is for all us singers Comments in italics

[nassir]

Top Reasons for Being a Tenor:
-Tenors get high without drugs.
-Name a musical where the bass got the girl. (Grrrrrrrr, I've been beat up about this one for years. Whadda we basses get, Horace Tabor? *sigh*)-You can show the sopranos how it SHOULD be sung

Comments

[etherealpandora]

LOL!! Those were great!

Personally, as a soprano with some alto range, I've always thought the basses were the hottest. Never had a thing for the tenors. Tenors can't rumble in their chests when you hug them. And you KNOW the rumble is a very intoxicating vibration.

Now if only they could make that low rumbley sound rumble a little *eh-hem* lower, then, uhm...wow. ;)

[synhiali]

What is it with you single-clef people? You can only read one line at once? I think this proves the superiority of harp players over all...heh heh heh.

[nassir]

Man, always 'harping' about something. ;)

*insert bad pun reaction here*

[synhiali]

That would be a smack upside the head. ;)

I'll think of a witty bass pun soon, just you wait...

[pirate_fae]

My name is Val D. and I'm a closet soprano.

Seriously, there is nothing like singing tenor in your Jr. High choir (because you can and that's where you're needed) and then singing second alto in a number of choruses (again, because you can and that's where you're needed) FINALLY going to a voice coach who isn't your choral director and having them tell you that your choice range is mezzo.

Just because one *can* sing that low (or high enough to sing first soprano) does not mean one *should*.

Does this mean I'll forget how to read music? ;-)