I believe that from now on I will communicate entirely in eggcorns in order to blend in more seamlessly seemlessly on the internet.

Example below:

L: I despise children
me: They totally run the gamete.
L: They are worse than bowls in a china shop
me: Perhaps you need to find them some form of gameful employment.
A job busting tables or the like.

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I am a Poor 1930s wife, but a Very Superior 1930s husband.


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http://fellowcraft.ytmnd.com/

If you're a WoWer & LoTR geek, you'll be amused.

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I am sorry that I poured gravy into your slippers.

Maryland in November is a wholly different place than Ithaca, weatherwise. I went for a walk this morning and at 9:00 it was just cool enough to make jeans and a long-sleeved shirt the best option. The sun was shining brightly in a deep blue sky. Trees held a net of delicate deep gold leaves that contrasted perfectly with the blue of the sky. I ( Read more... )

Don't ask exactly what I'm doing yet -- I haven't got my schedule figured out for this month. Anyone who wants to come hang out and help plod through grad school applications is very welcome.

We had a lovely picnic this evening -- takeout chinese from this great place down the street and a few mini bottles of merlot. We went to a park that has a great little lake and sat by the water. Samson spent most of his time trying to find goose droppings to eat and staring fixedly at every dog that meandered past. It's good to get out into the ( Read more... )

I'm getting melancholy.