Want To Buy: New pair of feet, pref. excellent condition though will consider well used if still in good nick. Good for walking a must. Will consider exchange for appendix (hardly used), kidney (hardly used) or brain (like new).

Want To Sell: Pair of feet. Well used and getting worn. Will consider giving them away.

All offers welcome.

Black coffee and bolognase. Food doesn't get much better than that...

So, I have arrived. Or rather I arrived earlier  - some time last week to be vague. It is odd. It feels like I've come here for a break, but taken all my stuff with me. I would say it was 'inexplicably,' but it strikes me that it's the sort of thing I'd end up doing at some point in my life - just out of boredom and curiosity. An acknowledgment ( Read more... )

Today is a day filled with idiocy...

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

I could site more, but I'd end up with somewhere in the region of 75% of the internet listed. Also I'm somewhat uncertain how to comment...

Stupidity - it's catching...

I actually fell off my chair. Who would have thought that's where American pro wrestling got their moves from. Actually it explains a great deal. Though it is worrying that every time I start laughing, and I mean proper face-crippling side-splitting tear-inducing laughter, Felix keeps asking what's wrong...

Look what I found outside the flat today!!


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First up, someone found water on the moon. Cool eh? SO next time you're in orbit and fancy a refreshing drink, you know where to stop by. And no it wasn't left by Buzz Aldrin, or that Neil Whatsit guy. Secondly, how typical is that? The Americans want to "SMASH SHIT IN TO STUFF FOR SCIENCE!!" - before you know it they'll take the credit for the LHC ( Read more... )

I've just sliced my calf open with a sharp 3H pencil. I think I got most of it out....

First up I would like to point out how much I hate talking to sane people sometimes. They can suck the life out of anything ( Read more... )

Some crazy arse ear achy crap. I use the term ear very loosely, because it seemed to be more in the jaw area, specifically where the mandible meets the rest of the skull, what ever the hell that joint is called - technical terms are swiftly defenestrated when pain is involved. I even considered visiting a doctor, glad I didn't because it went ( Read more... )